Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now).
For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp.
Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
I think mine already is
ReplyDeleteAnyways,what's he looking for ,the remote for the TV? I know we can never find ours either.
ReplyDeleteHe'll always know if the dentist is ripping him off as to whether he needs fillings at the back or not
ReplyDeleteMore importantly THANK YOU
TFE: Well I promise you I haven't got it, but I have just found a pack of half eaten Jaffa Cakes! Joy!
ReplyDeleteProfessor!! Top of the morning to you, Sir! Can I interest you in a Jaffa Cake?
Perhaps I should lay off them for a while - I've just found a cavity!
ReplyDeleteBum! Bum!
ReplyDeleteYou really crack me up
At least take one finger out and type sumfink
ReplyDeletePerhaps he's trying to find the shoe of the man who kicked him up the arse for having his head up there.....
ReplyDeleteSooty! What are you doing here?
ReplyDeleteChildren, children, you go from bad to worse!
ReplyDeleteOh, no! I can always go one better!
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