BOO! There ... that woke you all up, didn't it? Well don't let me catch you napping again.
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- The Lesser Weevil
- Maiden-Under-Pressure, Wiltshire, United Kingdom
- Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now). For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp. Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
Winner of The Privileged Weevil Award 2009
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
There I was napping and simultaneously I was napping here too
ReplyDeleteWhen suddenly, BOO!
Says it all really and I am still at liberty to say so
So!
Now that's proof isn't it?
Anyways up, oh I just can't be bothered to g.................
See! Caught you at it again!
ReplyDeleteI can't stand people with too much energy! Go and run round the park to wear yourself out and leave us to have a nap in peace!
ReplyDeleteWord verification 'fordson'!! Do you think they are using your blog for advertising too?
ReplyDeleteI thought he was a major in the light infantry - I know I've read that somewhere - mmm - Fordson Major ... No. S'gone!
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