Ah! This post has just caught my eye and I am most grateful I have washed the fluff and sundry debris off it and it still appears to be working I would have written sooner but I had placed my pencil behind my ear but I don't know where it is
Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now).
For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp.
Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
I'd like to leave a comment, but unfortunately I am legless.
ReplyDeleteI would leave something 'orrible, but I'm 'armless really....:-)
ReplyDeleteAh! This post has just caught my eye and I am most grateful
ReplyDeleteI have washed the fluff and sundry debris off it and it still appears to be working
I would have written sooner but I had placed my pencil behind my ear but I don't know where it is
I think you are all barmy - but absolutely lovely!
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