Friday, 10 July 2009
HERE'S THE REAL COMPLETEANDUTTERTOTALFECKINEEJIT
Now there wuz I, thinkin I'd be clever! I only wondered why TFE's latest posts weren't showing up on my blog dashboard, until I realised that I hadn't registered on his blog as a follower.
RIGHT! Says I - just like that (nearly startled meself in the process) - I'll do that now!
So I goes along to TFE's blog, clicks a few buttons and - Hey Presto! There I am! Following meself! (And I thought he looked ugly from the back!)
Well, I am now following TFE as well (and sure, he looks a lot better from the back than I do (probably looks a lot better from the front as well) - BUT - I'm getting a bit dizzy cos I'm still following meself at the same time. I daren't press any more buttons, cos the last time I did that, me bum dropped off. See? - there it is on the floor, doubling as a magazine rack - I wish they'd make the Farmers Weekly a bit thinner, cos when I cough I can read the classifieds.
And this, boys and girls, is why you should never let old or silly people near a computer.
Here endeth a most valuable lesson.