Monday, 13 July 2009

THOUGHT FOR TODAY NO. 3

When God made man's wife his better half, why make his mistress the better whole?

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  1. Not sure what a mistress is
    But is it someone between the mister and the mattress?

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  2. I think it must be, Prof. It must be awful for the poor lady....
    By the way, is that 'whole' or 'hole'? Could be a mispelling? Just a guess....

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  3. Is this rude? If it is, I hope your mother doesn't read it!!

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  4. Professor, you may by all means say that you didn't get it. It will simply prove what a nice young man you are - and what a smutty little trollop I am!

    MAB - I had deliberately spelt it that way, for the sake of just a modicum of decency - wasted on you, wasn't it, Dearie. Yes, you got it!

    And Heather! If YOU didn't get it, then who are you and WHAT have you done with my Mother!!

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  5. And don't look at me like that! Where do you think I got my warped sense of humour from? I love you Mummy!

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  6. A MODICUM! I thought they used modicums to measure distance on ships?

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  7. No, dearie. That be a sailors leg.

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  8. Three thoughts in less than a week? Steady on Weevil!And this third thought is a pretty good thought on the whole.

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  9. Can you talk quietly, please. My brain is hurting.

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