When God made man's wife his better half, why make his mistress the better whole?
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- The Lesser Weevil
- Maiden-Under-Pressure, Wiltshire, United Kingdom
- Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now). For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp. Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
Winner of The Privileged Weevil Award 2009
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
Not sure what a mistress is
ReplyDeleteBut is it someone between the mister and the mattress?
I think it must be, Prof. It must be awful for the poor lady....
ReplyDeleteBy the way, is that 'whole' or 'hole'? Could be a mispelling? Just a guess....
Is this rude? If it is, I hope your mother doesn't read it!!
ReplyDeleteCan I say I don't get it
ReplyDeleteProfessor, you may by all means say that you didn't get it. It will simply prove what a nice young man you are - and what a smutty little trollop I am!
ReplyDeleteMAB - I had deliberately spelt it that way, for the sake of just a modicum of decency - wasted on you, wasn't it, Dearie. Yes, you got it!
And Heather! If YOU didn't get it, then who are you and WHAT have you done with my Mother!!
And don't look at me like that! Where do you think I got my warped sense of humour from? I love you Mummy!
ReplyDeleteA MODICUM! I thought they used modicums to measure distance on ships?
ReplyDeleteNo, dearie. That be a sailors leg.
ReplyDeleteOr was it a fish finger?
ReplyDeleteThree thoughts in less than a week? Steady on Weevil!And this third thought is a pretty good thought on the whole.
ReplyDeleteCan you talk quietly, please. My brain is hurting.
ReplyDeleteROOOOOAAAAARRRR! haha
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