On top of the wardrobe
Entangled in crap
There lyeth my youngest
Enjoying a nap.
Now don't be mistaken
And don't be misled
Been looking for weeks now
But can't find his bed.
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- The Lesser Weevil
- Maiden-Under-Pressure, Wiltshire, United Kingdom
- Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now). For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp. Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
Winner of The Privileged Weevil Award 2009
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
Maybe he was having trouble sleeping and thought that if he lay on top of the wardrobe he might 'drop-off'
ReplyDeleteWhy did you go looking for him?
ReplyDeleteDoes he owe you money?
He only has trouble sleeping because of a guilty conscience, for failing to take proper care of his dear old mammy.
ReplyDeleteI only went looking for him because the Jehovah's Witnesses turn up at the door and it was his turn to bark through the letterbox.
At least he's out of the 'tumble dryer' stage...
ReplyDeleteYou should have a coffee morning - that'd make you tidy up!! It works every time for me.
ReplyDeleteSo did making the little bugger sleep on top of his wardrobe!
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