Tuesday, 12 May 2009


The following must be sung to the tune of "My Bonny lies over the ocean" ... I thank you.

My son has a doggie called Bo-bo,
A ladies' dog right through and through.
But, by that I don't mean he's friendly -
Mounts anything - 4 legged or 2!

My guidance, dear ladies is simple
So follow it closely, please do.
And don't bend in front of Dear Bo-bo -
'Cos he'd happily give you one too!

(Mother - you may now weep!)


  1. I have a similar problem with a tortoise. It's worse when he's had the cleverness to find the stilts first.

  2. I am weeping - where did I go wrong?!!