WARNING: The following should only be read by the extremely immature; grubby schoolboys; and Mad Aunt Bernard (who understands my mental affliction but still humours me, regardless)
How often do you hear some soul
Referred to as "a right arse-hole"?
To be the source of such abuse,
One might think they were of no use.
Why are they made the 'butt' of fun?
How would you fare if you had none?
Try to imagine what you'd do ....
You've just sat down - to have a pooh,
When ... suddenly ... you gave a shout! ...
'Cos all your guts had just dropped out! ...
And disappeared - GONE - out of sight ...
You'd shit yourself! Yes? Am I right?
So next time that you hear someone
Mocking arse-holes just for fun,
Remind them as they stuff their face ...
Their arse-hole keeps it all in place.
(And that was a Party Political Broadcast for the Anal Retentive Party - I thank you.)