I’d like to announce my intention
Of becoming a flashy MP.
I’m running this coming election
And count on you voting for me.
I’d like to be a politician,
To have my opinions be known.
So what if I talk nowt but bollicks -
I’d definitely feel right at home
With my fellow fossils and tosspots,
Whom you pay to fester and moan.
By the time you poor lot have all read this
I’ve claimed expenses on your home,
(On account of my local connections -
Of course you remember, don’t you?
I looked for my dog in your driveway - That was me! Yes! 1972!!).
Ha Ha nice 0ne Weevo.They are a shower the lot of them,an absolute shower and I wish all politicians would piss off and rain on somebody else for a while! Can't believe the ridiculous situation with your laptop, you couldn't make it up could you-totally priceless!
ReplyDeleteFrom prostitution to politics....this is getting a bit too realistic, Weev. Go and stretch some toad, love.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was a somewhat predictable career change (quite common in parliamentary circles - must be all those Whips and Wigs), but when you get down to the nitty gritty (during Prime Minister's Question time usually) it's just the same shit, but different wallpaper.
ReplyDeleteNice one Weev - you'd get my vote!
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