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Wednesday, 10 June 2009
DEATH OF AN ARTISTE
ANNOUNCEMENT BY BLOG.SPOT
The Post wot wuz postid yer was riveoowed by the manijmunt and it wuz desidid that it wuz shit and so it haz bin rimooved and poot in a big bocks wiv orl the uther shit blogs.
Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now).
For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp.
Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
Fashissed barstids!
ReplyDeletePlease accept my deepest blattidations and don't hesitate to holic if you need anything, Weev. Belica to you and yours. x
ReplyDeleteAaah! Bless.
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