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Friday, 1 January 2010
HAPPY EASTER!!!!
I'd just like to wish all of my friends a very Happy Easter, and to thank the staff at my local Alzheimers Group who have been a tower of strength to me.
Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now).
For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp.
Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again).
I won! I won! I won! I won! ... And I'm not even posh! Thanks to the Trebollocks Literary Council who made this award for my services to education in the subject of dickie car-dealers and public health officials.
FABULOUS BLOG AWARD
Thanks to Professor A.B. Yaffle Esq. who recognised my undoubted achievements not as a poet of any wit, but for the widely known fact that I am a fully fledged nutter.
Freakin Fabulous Blog Award
With many thanks to Clare (aka Daisy Darling) for not noticing that my shirt isn't always tucked in
Looks like I'm not the only Feckin EEjit around here!
ReplyDeleteBrrrrpppp! What on earth makes you think that?
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you too! 'They' have already started advertising creme eggs for goodness sake!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter, Lesser Weevil - it's always nice to learn about human traditions, I'll put this one in my diary!
ReplyDeleteNow you've done it Weev - you've confused our dear Giraffy friend. He'll think all humans are as daft as you!!
ReplyDeleteAh! I see you have the travelling spam!!! I'd just like to say where was my fickin' egg?
ReplyDeleteI had my first acdbury's cream egg the other day... so you ain't far orf... happy easter to you too! have a good one!
ReplyDeletethat should be Cadbury's!... (now.. where's my advertising bonus....)
ReplyDeleteIt'll be deposited in you Antwest account next week!
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