Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Couldn't even pull a nag
'Cos he forgot his condoms -
Left 'em all in Santa's bag.
All of the other reindeers
Laughed and jeered at his mishap
'Cos after last year's party
Rudie'd ended up with clap.
Then one frosty Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your 'appetite',
You're off to the Vets' tonight".
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Snorted loud and angrily
And in a flash of hoof prints
Kicked Santa into New Year's Eve.
Here's hoping you all have a very Happy Christmas and a disgracefully prosperous New Year.
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Holiday madness to you, too!
ReplyDeleteWhy, thank you, Nanu. And the very same to you with my very best wishes and the odd dribble of tinsel too!
ReplyDeleteI always thought Rudolph was quiet and responsible - how wrong can you be?!!
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