Friday 4 September 2009

LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT

The previous post that took this place
Was reconsidered a disgrace
Its style and content made quite clear
To all of those who hold me dear
That dear Mama must stay off gin
And not sit down to type agin
Unless she had recovered first
From shrieking hormonal outburst.
It may well be cleansing to write
But publishing it ain't quite right!

7 comments:

  1. Realy good and true,nice one Weevo!

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  3. If you hadn't removed your disgraceful post, my girl, you would have been removed by your Mother!!

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  4. Actually, it was the thought of my mother reading it that led me to removing it! I wouldn't have wanted you thinking that your usually barmy daughter was capable of such depressive, self-indulgent twaddle. I was in a piss when I wrote it - absolutely seething, to be precise (and you'd NEVER guess who with) - and should never have posted it. (It was good to let steam off, though.)

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  5. I find the safest thing to do with my own written rants is to print off a copy and burn it, then publish if the world doesn't look any better after the smoke clears.

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  6. How very right you are, Will. I found there was nothing worse than reading what I'd written and feeling so embarrassed that I just had to swipe it. Lesson learned!

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