tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post8564220371465347258..comments2023-05-17T04:16:20.636-07:00Comments on The Lesser Weevil: BRRRRRRRPPPP! PIP-PIP!!The Lesser Weevilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-72577028504977142009-07-01T16:48:13.501-07:002009-07-01T16:48:13.501-07:00I could remember that though - Spectacles, testicl...I could remember that though - Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. It beats anything the armed forces can come up with!The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-29422896679982694852009-07-01T16:46:53.422-07:002009-07-01T16:46:53.422-07:00I've never been a ****ing nun before! - Oh no,...I've never been a ****ing nun before! - Oh no, that was Eric Idle.The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-57548122382655882682009-06-29T11:09:55.304-07:002009-06-29T11:09:55.304-07:00Get a nun's wimple and you'd look exactly ...Get a nun's wimple and you'd look exactly the same though....Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-60803156671929709642009-06-28T17:13:29.833-07:002009-06-28T17:13:29.833-07:00Keep going, keep going. Everyone'll think this...Keep going, keep going. Everyone'll think this is an actual photo of me. Please don't tell them I look like Robbie Coltrane before he waxed.The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-45421576606464457822009-06-28T10:34:42.063-07:002009-06-28T10:34:42.063-07:00It's freaky, Weev, but you do bear a slight re...It's freaky, Weev, but you do bear a slight resemblance to Vanessa Redgrave.....with or without the chiropractic earrings.Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-42957069391532334612009-06-27T15:07:43.686-07:002009-06-27T15:07:43.686-07:00I'm sorry MAB, but did you not notice my new e...I'm sorry MAB, but did you not notice my new ear-rings - they are, in fact, the latest fashion receptacles for certain appendages of a certain age. They are quite comfortable and take the weight of your spine - albeit only to give you a sore neck.The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-11966906588983093442009-06-27T15:04:14.261-07:002009-06-27T15:04:14.261-07:00Mummy, darling! Where do you think I got my inspir...Mummy, darling! Where do you think I got my inspiration from? Glad you like the photo, though - and, yes, they ARE my new glasses. But what you can't see is that the photo was a nude pose for the front cover of Specsavers monthly magazine. They obviously thought that anyone seeing it would immediately be scared witless into buying new glasses cases - to shut their eyeballs in. Glad you liked the earings - I wore matching tassles, you know.The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-80306761669983640042009-06-27T13:13:14.675-07:002009-06-27T13:13:14.675-07:00Time dragging is ok, but she should have a poem ab...Time dragging is ok, but she should have a poem about breasts dragging (on the ground) and how to cope with that. I'm sick of rolling them up and pinning them out of harms way....Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-37652078017012081032009-06-27T11:56:26.433-07:002009-06-27T11:56:26.433-07:00Love the photo darling - I'd no idea you could...Love the photo darling - I'd no idea you could look so good. Haven't seen those ear-rings before and have you got new specs? The poem is pretty good too - it's given me some great ideas for when I get a bit older and find time dragging.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826501916623305535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-81364099192856742862009-06-26T14:31:35.725-07:002009-06-26T14:31:35.725-07:00Well it's the first time I've posted a pho...Well it's the first time I've posted a photo of me - in the flesh - on my blog, so I wanted to look pretty. Alright, so you can tell it's a fake - she's got more teeth!The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-39951501764949003562009-06-26T13:48:16.302-07:002009-06-26T13:48:16.302-07:00And love the photo, I had a volunteer at the Heart...And love the photo, I had a volunteer at the Heart Foundation that looked like that. I never let her near the cotton reels...Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-75799195046230742009-06-26T13:47:30.417-07:002009-06-26T13:47:30.417-07:00Cheers love. I'll remember that when you'...Cheers love. I'll remember that when you've run out of Old Moorhen's Beak and need a wee dram. <br />Great poem, although something made me wonder about the pop tarts...it was so random that I reckon you've actually tried it.<br />If so, could I have a flat one, please?Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-76850905769481765502009-06-26T02:22:23.769-07:002009-06-26T02:22:23.769-07:00Why, thank you, Will. I really must remember your ...Why, thank you, Will. I really must remember your line about the chocolate orange. It aptly fits so many members of the family.The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7233013574875126547.post-67167155498979634872009-06-25T16:48:51.206-07:002009-06-25T16:48:51.206-07:00Ah, dear Weev, this is an absolute gem! You remind...Ah, dear Weev, this is an absolute gem! You remind me of a Terry's Chocolate Orange, which is another way of saying you ought to be sectioned! Congratulations on a fine piece of work.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625335820965303770noreply@blogger.com